06/05/2011

The Truth: What Men Want In Bed

Too many of you ‘Lovers’ out there are… Well… To put it bluntly… Useless! Gender doesn't seem to be an exception either! Most of us… Men & Women… Just…. Suck! (No Pun Intended Lol)

Here are some basic tips on what the average Man wants in bed. Ladies, stick to these 5 and you will be covering the basics and jumping into bed with a good foundation of sexual knowledge.

1: Oral Sex - We LOVE it. You gotta be into it too though or dont even bother.  If you look like you have to force yourself, we will get frustrated, and most likely not hide it. Let us see that passion in ur eyes! ;)

2: A Proactive Partner - Be enthusiastic & exciting! No lying there like a sack of potatoes! Move with us, flow with us. Suggest new ideas, positions, ways of doing things etc etc

3: Confidence - Feel secure in your skin… No hiding under the sheets! Exube confidence & we will show u our appreciation for it in more ways than 1… ;)

4: No Acting - Dont fake it! We need to know when you are actually enjoying it so we can learn to please you. Real men dont want needless moaning we havent worked for.

5: Relax - Dont start interrogating us as soon as its over! No ‘Where does this leave us’… If u took the chance of getting into bed with someone without clear expectations before, dont turn detective all of a sudden. He may actually be thinking the same thing as u in a positive way, but being pushy or coming across desperate, will make him run! 

Ladies, put this into practice and watch your love life change for the better. Thank me later.

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