FHM's 100 Sexiest Women In The World 2011 - Really?

Is she beautiful? Yes. Is she sexy? Yes. Would most Men love to spend a night with this beautiful Woman? YES! Is she is the SEXIEST Woman in the World 2011? HELL NO!

No offence to the young starlet but I can think of a whole list of celebrities or people in the public eye that would give her a run for her money, in fact her whole damn bank account and every penny in her purse too!

It has become patently obvious over the years that to win this sort of public poll, you need not be the sexiest, the prettiest, the best dressed or the most unique looking, but simply the most popular at the time.

Plus we must take into account the fact that most of the voters for this Poll (FHM Readers) are a certain demographic of 'Male' that tend to be attracted to a specific type of Woman, so we must keep in mind that just because she won this award... *Bows Gracefully*... Her look, specifically her size, is most likely not what most Men would deem sexy or their personal preference. Hopefully the younger generation of Women will not be fooled into believing that to be sexy or attractive, you have to look as slim as Rosie Huntington, for that would be VERY far from the truth...

The Truth: What Men Want In Bed

Too many of you ‘Lovers’ out there are… Well… To put it bluntly… Useless! Gender doesn't seem to be an exception either! Most of us… Men & Women… Just…. Suck! (No Pun Intended Lol)

Here are some basic tips on what the average Man wants in bed. Ladies, stick to these 5 and you will be covering the basics and jumping into bed with a good foundation of sexual knowledge.

1: Oral Sex - We LOVE it. You gotta be into it too though or dont even bother.  If you look like you have to force yourself, we will get frustrated, and most likely not hide it. Let us see that passion in ur eyes! ;)

2: A Proactive Partner - Be enthusiastic & exciting! No lying there like a sack of potatoes! Move with us, flow with us. Suggest new ideas, positions, ways of doing things etc etc

3: Confidence - Feel secure in your skin… No hiding under the sheets! Exube confidence & we will show u our appreciation for it in more ways than 1… ;)

4: No Acting - Dont fake it! We need to know when you are actually enjoying it so we can learn to please you. Real men dont want needless moaning we havent worked for.

5: Relax - Dont start interrogating us as soon as its over! No ‘Where does this leave us’… If u took the chance of getting into bed with someone without clear expectations before, dont turn detective all of a sudden. He may actually be thinking the same thing as u in a positive way, but being pushy or coming across desperate, will make him run! 

Ladies, put this into practice and watch your love life change for the better. Thank me later.